The Simpsons: Hit & Run

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The Simpsons: Hit & Run

Developer:Radical Entertainment Genre:Action Release Date: Download Games Free Now!

About The Game

There are strange happenings in Springfield. People are missing, very mysterious crop circles are appearing, and hidden cameras are being exposed. When Homer notices a black van with a satellite dish parked outside the Simpsons house, he decides to investigate further into these odd events. What he reveals could be the biggest mystery to rock Springfield since Who Shot Mr. Burns?

The Simpsons Hit & Run promises a hilarious mission based driving game with exciting out-of-the-car platform gameplay, the signature satire of The Simpsons, and the interactive world of Springfield.

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The Simpsons: Hit & Run

The Simpsons: Hit & Run Review

By Monica Bair |

It's a fact: You can't work at without being a huge fan of The Simpsons. And it's also a fact that none of the Simpsons games so far have been worth their weight in flat meat. Thankfully, this latest Simpsons game, from Radical and Vivendi seems to break this curse by offering up a title that maintains continuity with the license and presents a game model that's enjoyable enough to justify our interest. If you needed further proof of the worth of the game, consider why it's the only of the recent Simpsons titles to make its way to the PC.

The Simpsons Hit and Run follows the tradition of lesser Simpsons games in that it takes a gaming model already popularized by other titles and liberally slathers a generous helping of Simpsons style all over it. In this case Rockstar's megahit Grand Theft Auto serves as the basis for the gameplay. A series of missions allows the players to experience a fairly involved story, beginning first with Homer before moving on to play as Bart, Lisa, Marge and Apu. In fine Grand Theft Auto tradition, there are numerous side missions to be found around Springfield and plenty of secrets for those who can find their way to the game's more inaccessible areas.

Concerned parents needn't worry as the more gratuitous action of Grand Theft Auto has been scaled back a bit, but there's still plenty of carnage and crashing to be found here. There are no weapons, for instance. Character attacks are limited to simply kicks (and the occasional hit and run, natch) so you won't be torching the power plant employees with your trusty flamethrower or clearing the lines at the Googleplex with a deadly chaingun. As with Grand Theft Auto, there are consequences for recklessness. A handy meter lets you see how concerned Springfield's finest are about your actions. Run over too many pedestrians or crush too many mailboxes and the cops will start hunting you down with a vengeance.

Since Grand Theft Auto is a franchise we're already quite familiar with, what makes the game initially so compelling is the brilliant use of the license. The project was overseen by Matt Groening and the Gracie Films crew and the fidelity of nearly every aspect of the game is simply overwhelming. With a cast and continuity as large and complex as that of The Simpsons, consistency is a hard target to hit. Thankfully, with the exception of Bart and Lisa driving around town, very little in The Simpsons Hit and Run seems at all out of place with the show.

The overall story involves finding mechanical bees equipped with security cameras. It's a bit out of place and clearly stands out as a gimmick included for the sake of the game. Thankfully the overall conspiracy behind these bees and their presence in Springfield is tied in with more palatable story elements but for the most part, they only serve to remind you that you're playing a game.

Weirdly, the dialogue itself also continues to remind you that you're playing a game. From the start of the tutorial, the characters make frequent asides that reveal they're aware that they are in a game. This self-awareness helps to increase the humor of the game as the characters mock the very activities you're asked to take part in. In all, it's a lot like the hip cynicism of Rocky and Bullwinkle and the wall between the characters and player is acknowledged with just the right tone and balance.

Rather than presenting a single city for the player to roam in, Hit and Run divides Springfield up into a few distinct, separate areas. Each character has their own stomping ground here and since the geography of the show is intentionally indistinct, I'm really surprised that the developers managed to put the various buildings together in a believable way. The Krusty Burger is next to the Noiseland Arcade which is next to the Android's Dungeon. Fat Tony's Legitimate Businessmens' Social Club is down the street from Moe's Bar. These touches really bring the world of Springfield to life and you'll start to get a sense of where things are in relation to each other as you drive through the levels.

The Simpsons: Hit & Run Cheats

Below are a list of cheats you can insert into the game. To bring up the cheat console, press the ESC key during gameplay. From there, click on Options, and then hold down the F1 button while inserting the following (for the desired result):

  • Faster Acceleration - Right, Right, Right, Right
  • Invincibility - Right, Up, Right, Up
  • Jumping Car - Left, Left, Left, Left
  • LEGO Cars - Down, Down, Right, Left
  • One Hit Kills Car - Right, Right, Left, Left
  • Speedometer On - Right, Right, Down, Left
  • Unlimited Speed - Left, Left, Left, Left

The Simpsons: Hit & Run Game Walkthrough

    The following game of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean 
    false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end,
    isn't that the real truth?

    The answer, is no.

    Our game begins on a sunny October morning, in a little town called 
    Springfield... 

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               The FAQ/WALKTHROUGH for SIMPSONS HIT & RUN, v1.7

                    Based on the Nintendo Gamecube version
                        Written and updated by SubSane
                          Last updated July 11, 2004

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          TABLE OF CONTENTS

                             -How to Find Stuff-

                1. Find the section with the info you need.
                2. Highlight the code number for the section.
                3. Hold ctrl (Command for Macintosh) and press C.
                4. Hold ctrl and press F to open a Find screen.
                5. Hold ctrl and press V to paste, then search.


         -GENERAL INFORMATION......................................1-
             -The Black Vans and the Bees..........................1A
             -The Cast.............................................1B

         -THE BASICS...............................................2-
             -Game Start...........................................2A
             -Saving/Loading.......................................2B
             -Status and Menu Screens..............................2C
             -Controls and Techniques..............................2D
             -Pick-ups.............................................2E
             -The Wanted Meter.....................................2F

         -MISSIONS WALKTHROUGH.....................................3-
             -Level 1: From the Couch to Conspiracies..............3A
             -Level 2: The Hunt for Bonestorm 2....................3B
             -Level 3: Oh Bart, Where Art Thou?....................3C
             -Level 4: An Evening With Marge.......................3D
             -Level 5: The Apu Redemption..........................3E
             -Level 6: Go Speed Laser, Go!.........................3F
             -Level 7: Nightmare on Evergreen Terror...............3G

         -STREET RACES.............................................4-
             -Overview.............................................4A
             -Racing Strategies....................................4B
             -Race Locations.......................................4C

         -COLLECTOR CARDS..........................................5-

         -WASP CAMERAS.............................................6-

         -GAGS.....................................................7-

         -OTHER STUFF..............................................8-
             -Character Vehicles...................................8A
             -Other Vehicles.......................................8B
             -Character Clothing...................................8C
             -Bonus Game...........................................8D
             -Coin Collecting......................................8E

         -CODES AND SECRETS........................................9-

         -GUIDE INFORMATION........................................10-
             -Version History......................................10A
             -Guide Credits........................................10B
             -Contact Information..................................10C
             -Legal Stuff..........................................10D




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===== 1- GENERAL INFORMATION =================================================


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                        1A. The Black Vans and the Bees
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The citizens of Springfield are growing suspicious over the sudden appearance
of mysterious black vans and wasp-shaped video cameras throughout the town. 
They are appearing in every corner and it seems no citizen is safe from their
peeping-tommery.

Where did they come from?
Who is behind it all?
And what's all the "buzz" about NEW and IMPROVED Buzz Cola?


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                                1B. The Cast
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Homer Jay Simpson
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Homer Simpson isn't smart, or intelligent, or even somewhat bright, but when
black vans and wasp cameras start appearing, he notices. I mean come on, they
interrupt TV time!

Well, now Homer has to assist in the investigation of the strange happenings
in Springfield. NO ONE messes with TV...


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Bart Simpson
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Bart's always out to have a little fun, after all he is "America's bad boy".
But this time he's stumbled onto a mystery worse than his vandalism.

Bart may not want to, but he is now involved in the most dangerous conspiracy
in Springfield history.


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Lisa Simpson
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Why, oh why does Lisa always get dragged into these situations? Bart is in
trouble, and as always it's Lisa's job to get him out of it.

But the more she searches, the eerier the mystery becomes.


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Marge Simpson
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Marge is the American mom. If her husband is well fed and her kids are happy,
then she's a happy home maker. But when anyone messes with her baby boy, get
out of the way!

Her quest to protect the children of Springfield will unveil more of the evil
conspiracy.


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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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Apu doesn't care what happens in the outside world because the Kwik-E-Mart is
his home away from home. Black vans and wasp cameras? Where?

But now that his credibility as a merchant went from bad to really bad, it's
payback time! He's also going to help in the investigation.




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===== 2- THE BASICS ==========================================================


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                                2A. Game Start
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New Game
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Choose this to start a new game.


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Resume Game
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Start from the game that was last loaded.


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Load Game
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Load a saved game from the memory card.


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Scrapbook
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This keeps track of all the statistics for each level, as well as the 
statistics for the game as a whole. You can track your progress here.


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Options
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Controller: Select from the different control configurations for both 
on-foot and vehicle playing.

Sound: Adjust the Music, Effects, Vehicle noise, and Voices.

View Movies: Watch all the cutscenes that have been unlocked so far.

View Credits: Watch the credits for the game.


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Bonus
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This is a bonus game that can be unlocked when the collector cards in any
level are all collected. It's a little racing game that can be from 1 to 4 
players.


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                              2B. Saving/Loading
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Saving
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You can press Start at any time in the game and select Save to save your
current progress to a memory card. The game will also ask you to save after
every level.


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Loading
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Select the Load Game icon at the living room menu, then choose your saved
game.


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Normal Status Screen
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Next Mission: In the top-left corner there will be a picture of either a 
character or a location. This shows who you have to talk to or where you have
to go to start the next mission.

Map/Radar: The green area of that circle in the bottom corner is your map.
Pay attention to it when you want to see where the mission objective is. The
white buildings on the radar represent buildings you can enter.

There are also a few icons that will appear. Telephones show where the vehicle
telephones are, black and white flags show where the street races are located,
and a pair of red dice shows where Louie is located (for the wager race).

Hit & Run Meter: The outside part of the circle is the Hit & Run meter, which
I will refer to as the H&R meter. Every time you hit an object, person, or 
vehicle it begins to fill up. When the meter reaches the blue side you have
a Hit & Run.

The cops will begin chasing you and will fine you 50 coins if you get cornered
or stopped. The best way to avoid them is to find a straight road and run for
it.

Coins: Pick up a coin and your total will be shown for a brief time in the
top-right corner.


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Mission Status Screen
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During a mission you will have the same things on the screen with a few 
additions.

Time: Many of the missions will be timed, and the remaining time will be 
shown in the upper-left corner next to the mission objective.

Race position: If you are in a race, your position will be shown in the upper
left corner.


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Normal Pause Menu
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Continue: Continue playing.

Mission Select: This option allows you to choose ANY mission that you have
already played. Use Left and Right to scroll through any of the seven levels,
and Up and Down to select the mission.

Level Progress: Check the statistics for what you have accomplished in each
level.

View Cards: View the collector cards you have collected so far.

Options: Adjust the Sound or Settings.

Save Game: Save your game to a memory card.

Quit Game: Quit the game and return to the living room menu.

Next Mission: In a box in the bottom corner you can check where to go to get
your next mission.

Coins: You can always see the number of coins you have by pressing Start and
looking in the top corner.


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Mission Pause Menu
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Continue: Continue playing.

Restart Mission: You can choose to restart the mission from the beginning.

Cancel Mission: Cancel the mission any time by selecting this option.

Options: Adjust the Sound or Settings.

Quit Game: Quit the game and return to the living room menu.


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Telephone Screen
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When you access a telephone on the street you can choose a new car.

Vehicle: Scroll Left and Right to view the available vehicles and the amount
of damage each one has sustained.

Ratings: On the right side will be the ratings for each vehicle. They are 
based on a scale from 1 to 5.


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Purchase Menu
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It's pretty simple. Whenever you talk to someone who has a $ sign on the radar
or access a shirt, you can purchase a vehicle or some new clothing using the
coins.

Just scroll Left and Right to view what is up for sale, as well as the price
of each one. You can also press X to view vehicle ratings.


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                           2D. Controls and Techniques
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On Foot Control
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  D-pad/control stick... Move character
  B button.............. Attack (press in the air as well)
  A button.............. Jump (press twice to high jump)
  Y button.............. Get in car, talk to character
  X button.............. Dash
  L button.............. Camera Zoom
  R button.............. Look up
  Z button.............. no use
  C-up, C-down.......... Zoom camera in or out
  C-left, C-right....... Rotate camera left or right
  Start button.......... Pause

There isn't much to say about the on foot control. If you have to turn while
holding X to run fast, do so by tapping X so that you don't make a wide turn.
It saves some time.

There is also a more powerful attack you can do by double-jumping and 
pressing B.


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Vehicle Control
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  D-pad................. Reset vehicle, press Down to change
                         angle in Bonus Game
  Control stick......... Vehicle steering
  B button.............. E-brake
  A button.............. Accelerate
  Y button.............. Get out of car
  X button.............. Brake/reverse
  L button.............. Brake/reverse
  R button.............. Accelerate
  Z button.............. Horn, boost in Bonus Game
  C-up, C-down.......... Look up or look back
  C-left, C-right....... Look left or right
  Start button.......... Pause

The vehicle performance will often depend on the vehicle you choose. One sure
thing to remember is that when you're making a turn, ALWAYS hold B to use the
e-brake and make a really sharp turn. This will come in very useful for the
street races and later missions.


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                                 2E. Pick-ups
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Coins: Coins can be found all over the place, as well as inside soda machines,
wasp cameras, crates, and other objects. If you can kick or run over it, it
will probably give up a coin.

Car repair: The yellow wrenches will repair the last vehicle you drove. They
can be found all over the place.

Collector Cards: The collector cards are found in certain places in each
level. Check section 6- for more details.

Mission pick-ups: Many of the missions will require you to pick up some type
of item. These are pointed out in the walkthrough.


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                              2F. The Wanted Meter
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The wanted meter isn't a problem for the most part, but occasionally (or
often when smashing stuff to collect coins), those damn cops can be a pain in
the rear end. Here's a few tips for avoiding or getting rid of the wanted
meter.

    -You can also lose your wanted meter by getting out of
     your vehicle and getting back in. That only works with
     character vehicles, so if you're in a generic street
     vehicle you will have to switch to a different one.

    -You can also stay near one of the people that start a 
     wager race. When the wanted meter starts flashing, get 
     out of your vehicle and talk to the race person. From 
     there you can just cancel the race and the wanted meter 
     will be empty. Not bad at all, really.

    -Destroying a car will usually raise your wanted-meter 
     by almost half, so don't get crash-happy.




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                   3A. Level 1: From the Couch to Conspiracies
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                         The Cola Caper
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Mission Start
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Talk to Marge, who is outside the Simpsons' house.


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Mission Walkthrough
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News Flash: "90% of Video Games Start With an Easy Tutorial Level".

How very true. This first level is a piece of cake, or mini pies in this case.
Get into your vehicle and go to the left.

Now, you're supposed to follow the green arrows on the ground to get to
places, but they aren't always the best way. It's time to see the game's first 
shortcut. Instead of following the road, go through the driveway of the light
blue house to find a shortcut to the street. It's a small one, but important
later on.

Follow the green arrows (or the radar, your choice) and you will eventually
arrive at the Kwik-E-Mart. Go inside the Kwik-E-Mart and talk to Apu to get
your junk food and complete the mission.

Well, say bye to The Cola Caper. This mission won't appear in the Mission
Select menu because of it's tutorial purposes. How cruel...


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                            S-M-R-T             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Marge, who is outside the Simpsons' house.


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Mission Walkthrough
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Man, it must be a drag having to go to school AND work.

Start by picking up that human body science project thing from the lawn, then
get in a vehicle. Take off through the shortcut in the blue house and you
should run right into Skinner's yellow sedan.

This race isn't tough at all. Get ahead of Skinner and cut through any lawns
and parking lawns to get to the school. Just follow the green arrows to go
there.

Let me just mention this really quickly. Learn to cut through lawns and 
parking lots now, because the later races get VERY difficult and you need to
take advantage of every shortcut possible.

Get out of the car once you're at the school and run inside. Look for Lisa in
the hall and talk to her to deliver the science project and complete the
mission.


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                       Petty Theft Homer             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Marge, who is inside the Simpsons' house.


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Mission Walkthrough
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So Marge wants us to talk to Flanders.

Heh, yea. "Lost" items...

Drive to the right and follow the green arrows that way to find the tuxedo and
the lawnmower, then talk to Barney at the gas station (use the radar to find
him).

He'll tell you about the lawn chair, so turn around and follow that same road
back towards the Simpsons' house to find it and the portrait near the blue
house.

Go through the shortcut in the blue house and get to the Kwik-E-Mart to find
Rod's inhaler. Jump on top of the Duff truck and get it.

Now, just get back to Flanders' house! Go back down the road in that
direction, but pay attention on the right side for a shortcut. The shortcut 
is right next to that blue house from that other shortcut, and it will lead you
straight to the Simpsons' and Flanders' house.

Talk to Ned to complete the mission. Stupid Flanders...


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                         Office Spaced             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Marge, who is inside the Simpsons' house.


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Mission Walkthrough
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Off we go to see our pal Lenny.

After talking to Lenny you will need to buy the Plow King from Barney. Some
good places to find coins are the backyard area of the Simpsons' house (as 
well as the two neighboring houses), and on the roofs of the buildings near
the Kwik-E-Mart.

Buy the Plow King when you have enough cash and the mission will begin. 

Drive back down the road to the Kwik-E-Mart, then start bashing into Smithers'
limo. The thing is incredibly weak, so just get a few clean hits from the side
and it should be a quick mission.


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                        Blind Big Brother             
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Mission Start
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Drive to the power plant and go inside Homer's workstation.


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Mission Walkthrough
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Press Y at that terminal and the mission will start.

So Homer is worried that sexy girls will watch him through the camera? Oy,
such a dumb guy he is.

Well, now go outside and turn left to destroy that first power coupling. Push
the red button and jump up to the next walkway to destroy two more.

Jump on the platforms on the right to kick that one lonely coupling on top,
then jump across the gap to the next one. If you fall through the grating you
can use the steam ducts at the bottom to jump back up.

Once you're at the top, push the red button and cross the gap to get the sixth
coupling, then run down the walkway and destroy the next two. Jump the next
gap and run to the end of the walkway to kick the last one.

Return to the workstation for a well deserved nap... d'oh!


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                        Flowers By Irene             
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Mission Start
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Drive to the Simpsons' house.


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Mission Walkthrough
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All right, it's our first chase mission! Run out to the front yard and get in
any vehicle faster than the Plow King.

Chase missions just require you to stay as close to the opponent as possible.
You can be in front or behind, it doesn't matter.

With that said, I can just tell you that this guy is going straight to the
power plant. Stay close behind if you're still not sure which way to go.

Once in the power plant the black van will actually go through and end up in
a long tunnel. Follow it through the tunnel to end up on the other side of
the level, in the rich area.

The black van will lead you straight to Burns' mansion. We should have
known...


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                         Bonestorm Storm
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Mission Start
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Drive to the grocery store and talk to Marge.


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Mission Walkthrough
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So there are strange black vans spying on Springfield. Who cares. We must stop
the distribution of violent, yet very enjoyable, video games!

Well now we have to both damage a vehicle and collect the items that it drops.
To do this just ram into any part of the truck and pick up the items it drops.
Use the radar to keep track of it's location.

Stick to the truck's tail end and you'll get the 10 boxes in no time flat.


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                      The Fat and Furious             
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Mission Start
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Drive to the power plant and talk to Carl.


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Mission Walkthrough
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Sweet, another race! And against that pansy, Smithers.

I hope you've been remembering those shortcuts because you will need them for
this race. Follow the arrows as always, and remember to cut through the lawns
and parking lots as much as possible.

Talk to Mr. Burns at the end to find out the real origin of the black vans. 


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                     This Old Shanty (Bonus)
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Mission Start
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Talk to Cletus at his shack near the trailer park.


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Mission Walkthrough
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Start off by getting in your vehicle, then turn around and head back toward
the bridge. Collect the first cardboard tube on the right side, then the
other tube in the gas station on the other side.

Follow the road and stick to the left side to find the next two tubes, then
grab the last tube in front of Flanders' house.

It's not over yet! Now turn around and head back toward Cletus' house, but
keep going as if you were headed to the power plant. Along the way you'll run
into a field of glowing tomacco plants.

Drive into the field and start collecting all of the tomacco. You'll most
likely get a Hit & Run, but ignore the cops and keep collecting.

When you're set drive back to Cletus' house and drop off the tomacco. Remember
to cut through the trailer park.

Congratulations, you've just unlocked Cletus' Pickup Truck!


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                    3B. Level 2: The Hunt for Bonestorm 2
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                  Detention Deficit Disorder             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Milhouse at the town square.


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So Skinny boy thinks he can beat Bart to the Try-N-Save, ey? Hah, kids will go
through anything for ultra-violent video games!

Start by getting into your vehicle, which should be the Honor Roller right
there next to you. It's the best vehicle at this point.

Now just follow the radar and arrows toward the bad part of town. As soon as
you get on the street it's blatantly obvious that the dirt pile with the DO
NOT CROSS sign is a shortcut, so step on it and take the shortcut through the
building (this one will become very important later on).

Skinner will be on you as soon as you reach the other side. Now it's time for
some good ol' evading. With this type of mission you have to lose someone who
is on your tail.

Speed up and the red bar at the top should go pretty far down, and to finally
lose Skinner cross through a narrow street with some potholes in it. Skinner's
bucket of a car won't make it through the potholes as easily.

Now follow the radar and arrows and you'll cross through a trains section.
There is another shortcut through the trains on the right if you want to try
it out.

Follow the street until you get to the Try-N-Save, then talk to Jimbo in the
parking lot. 

Bad news...


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                  Weapons of Mass Delinquency             
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Mission Start
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Drive to Herman's Military Antiques and talk to Kearney.


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So the latest fad is illegal fireworks. Chinese sky candy is hard to come by,
so we'll need to check several places.

Start by driving over to Moe's Tavern (follow the arrows, as always) and talk
to Otto. Go inside Moe's and talk to Moe to pick up the first batch.

Now get back outside and drive yourself all the way to Town Hall. Snake will
be waiting for you with another bag of fireworks.

Now get back to the vehicle and follow the arrows to get to the Police Station
over in the downtown area. Follow the arrows through the underpass to get
there.

Talk to Ralph in front of the Station and he'll give you a rather ominous
warning. Yea right, Chief Piggum won't do anything...

Damn, he will. Take off and try to force Wiggum to crash into something (like
a building near the Station). Once you do, drive back to that underpass tunnel
and burn rubber. Wiggum should get lost fairly easily.


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                          Vox Nerduli             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Comic Book Guy in front of the Googoplex.


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We need that copy of Bonestorm 2, damn it. Perhaps good ol' Comic Book Guy can
come through with a copy.

This race is a bit tough... until you try it five or six times. All the basic
race rules apply like always accelerating, using B for sharp turns, always
taking the inside track on curves, and making the other guy crash into stuff.

Here are a few key points that can win the race for you:

  -Turn left at the beginning to get ahead of the nerd.
  -Take the inside track on the underpass tunnel and stay
   ahead of the nerd and he might crash into something.
  -Drive to the left as soon as you come out of the tunnel.
  -Cut through the left side of the Town Hall lawn and head
   straight through the turn in the street ahead.

Man, this tub of lard was no help either. But he thinks Professor Frink can
assist in the search.


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                        Bart 'n' Frink             
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Mission Start
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Drive to Springfield Stadium and talk to Professor Frink.


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Oy, more errands for these nerdy fellows.

Anyway, get in your vehicle quickly and start following that pizza van. It
will be a red arrow on your radar. The van isn't exactly a fast vehicle, so
follow along and it'll take you straight to Herman's.

Holy crap, the radio has been stolen! Gee, I wonder who took it (HINT... who's
face is that in the corner?). So get back in your vehicle and follow those
lovely arrows straight to Snake who is waiting for you on the expressway.

It's race time once again. You should be able to pass Snake on the expressway,
as well as making him crash into other vehicles (make sure you take the inner
track on curves).

The downtown area will have more obstacles (much like the nerd race), and the
finish line will be at the road to the underpass.

Collect the radio to continue.


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                       Better Than Beef             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Cletus at the Krusty Burger near the town square.


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Git yer ass in gear and pick up all them purty flatmeats! There are 14 of
them, and our lucky green arrows shall lead the way. You can also check the
yellow spots on the radar.

Follow the road along and you'll end up in the bad part of town with 14
roadkills in your truck. Now bust a U-turn and head straight back to Krusty
Burger.

When you approach Krusty Burger, don't slow down! Hold down that acceleration
button and keep following the road because now Apu will be on you. If you kept
driving like I told you it shouldn't be a problem.

Git that satellite dish to go to the next mission.


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                    Monkey See Monkey D'oh             
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Mission Start
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Go to Springfield Stadium and talk to Professor Frink.


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So Frink now needs a blender. Let's go visit Dr. Nick at the Screaming Monkey
Research Center.

Dr. Nick might be able to help, but first we have to collect all of his
escaped monkeys! The puny vehicle you have is too small (forget about the Plow
King), but it seems Homer's Mr. Plow is an option.

You will now need 200 coins to buy the truck from Homer in the hospital
parking lot. If you need cash try the Buzz Cola machines at the stadium, the
machine at Krusty Burger, or the crates at Town Hall and the hospital.

Talk to Homer when you have the cash and you can buy the Mr. Plow truck and
start the mission.

This one isn't tough at all, as long as you follow the radar. There will be
a yellow light that will lead you in the right direction to get them all, but
not to each individual monkey. Most of the monkeys will be in plain sight,
but some might be hard to see:

   -On the roof near the Research Center.
   -Near the fountain.
   -One will be through that shortcut in the construction
    building. Use the sand ramp to get it.

After collecting all the monkeys return them to Dr. Nick. Now that the monkeys
are back with their tormentor, get your blender.


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                           Cell-Outs             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Professor Frink (again) at the stadium.


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This one is absurdly simple. Frink wants all the cell phone users out of
commission, so keep the Mr. Plow truck and get ready for some demolition.

Chase that first cell car and start bashing into it inside the tunnel. It's
best to crash the car against the walls. Once you get to the downtown area you
will start seeing more cell cars.

They will come out one at a time and all you have to do is destroy them.
Head-on collisions will take 75%-90% damage, but you can also smash the cars
when they are making turns. A good side hit can work wonders.

Once you're done you can go back and talk to Frink to see the truck-a-saurus
perform. Among other things...


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                    Dial B for Blood (Bonus)
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Mission Start
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Drive to the bad part of town and look for the Veterans of Unpopular Wars
building. It is right across from Herman's Military Antiques. Talk to Grampa.


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I know old people give their stuff away too easily sometimes, but their blood?
Ah well, it is Grampa.

Pick up that first sack of blood from the Plasma Center and get in your
vehicle. Now drive over to Moe's Tavern (take the shortcut through the car
wash parking lot.

Go inside Moe's and talk to him to get some, um, different blood. Then get
back outside and into your vehicle.

Drive up the street to the Krusty Burger near the construction building and
talk to squeaky-voiced teen. No time for fries, Grampa needs his blood!

Burn rubber back to the veterans' building and talk to Grampa to drop off
the blood. His WWII Vehicle will be your reward.


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                    3C. Level 3: Oh Bart, Where Art Thou?
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                         Nerd Race Queen             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Comic Book Guy at the Android's Dungeon.


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Ay, we start with another nerd race. You'll be using CBG's same ol' rickety
car, but as long as you use the shortcuts you'll have no problem.

There are four shortcuts going down the hill that you will HAVE to remember.
They are very important for the later missions.

The first shortcut is a set of stairs lined with palm trees. This will cut
right through the block without the time wasted going around.

The next shortcut is immediately after the stairs, to the right. It's through
the gas station building.

The third shortcut is at the bottom of the hill ahead, between the Aztec
Theatre and Krusty Burger. There will be some type of log machine blocking the
way, so wait for it to move up before racing through.

The final shortcut is just ahead. It's a huge ramp that leads straight through
a Burns' Casino sign and will drop you at the beginning of the Squidport. Make
sure to have a fast vehicle or you may not make it.

Right so we left that nerd eating dust somewhere at the top. But now you have
to get the comic book back to the shop before it ends up in near-mint
condition. Heaven forbid!

Follow the arrows and head back up the street. You can use the bowling alley

and palm tree shortcuts going back up as well, though you don't need 'em that
badly.


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                           Clueless             
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Mission Start
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Drive to the Noiseland Arcade (near Android's Dungeon), and talk to Milhouse.


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You heard the kid, get movin'! Get in a vehicle and drive down the street to
Wall E. Weasel's. Is that Milhouse?

So now Bart is at the Planet Hype, which is all the way down in the Squidport.
Take all the usual shortcuts to get down there and pull into the Squidport.
Now talk to... Milhouse?!

Is this kid jerkin' us around? Anyway, Bart is now at the Springfield sign.
Hop into a fast vehicle and take off through the Squidport.

There is a small shortcut through an alley right next to Planet Hype, and
from there just burn rubber through the pier. The road will take you past
Krustylu Studios and up into the mountain until you reach a large Springfield
sign. Guess who's already there.

Milhouse doesn't know jack squat, but maybe Apu can lend a hand.


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                     Bonfire of the Manatees             
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Mission Start
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Drive to the Krusty Burger near Android's dungeon and speak to Apu.


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It looks like Apu gets his revenge for the previous level. This mission
involves bashing into Cletus and collecting all the flatmeat he drops, but
there's a time limit.

There are two guaranteed ways to get some flatmeat to drop. The first way
is a head-on collision, which may be difficult since you're chasing the guy.

The second way is a side hit. To get a side hit just accelerate and press B
when you're on Cletus' side. A direct side hit or a fishtail (when the truck
swerves out of control) will both get you a nice piece of roadkill.

Collect the 15 required roadkills, then bust a U-turn and head back up the
mountain toward the Observatory. It's the big domed building at the mountain
summit.

Talk to ol' Frinky and we shall move along.


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                      Operation Hellfish             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Grampa at the Observatory. 


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And in the end it was Grampa who would provide a worthwhile clue. You'll need
the school bus for this mission, so get down to Kamp Krusty (near the broken
bridge). Take the wooden bridge on the right and talk to Otto.

If you need cash there are tons of Buzz Cola machines and Buzz Cola crates
at Krustylu Studios.

Once you have the bus it's clobberin' time! Go collect Bart's lucky cap at
the Observatory and turn left a bit to crash into a black sedan with a red
siren.

This mission is just like the Apu mission. A head-on collision will take
nearly all their health, and side hits can cause a lot of damage as well.

The first sedan will be that one at the Observatory, then one at the Aztec
Theatre, and the final sedan will be at the Squidport. Piece of cake.


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                       Slithery Sleuthing             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Chief Wiggum at Burns' Casino.


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Our last hope of finding Bart lies with Wiggum. He'll help (I think) but
first you need some clothes to go undercover. You can go to the Android's
Dungeon or the Observatory to buy Lisa's Cool costume for 250 coins.

Drive back to the casino when you're set and run inside the blue circle.

Now you have to chase Snake and pick up the three items he drops. The first
item will drop near the beginning, the second item will drop at the palm
tree shortcut, and the third item will drop at the broken bridge. As soon as
you get the third item turn around and quickly head back to the casino.

Wiggum will finally give us a solid lead as to Bart's whereabouts.


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                          Fishy Deals             
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Drive to Captain McCallister's Chum 'N' Stuff (at the Squidport) and talk to
the sea captain.


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Yaarrrrr, nobody helps us fer free. The sea captain needs you to collect some
fish.

This is a basic collect mission. Choose a fast vehicle and just follow the
yellow dots on the radar. The last fish will be over the gap of the broken
bridge.

Real easy, now let's see what the sea captain knows.


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                   The Old Pirate and the Sea             
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Mission Start
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Talk to the sea captain at the Squidport.


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Is this finally it?

Choose a hefty vehicle (Mr. Plow is tough and faster than the big ones) and
chase that limo. Just like the other times any good side hit can take care of
business, though the narrow streets also work great for crushing the limo on
the turns. You can also knock the limo to the right side of the Squidport, in
that lower ramp near the beach. It will get stuck and give you the perfect
opportunity to ram it head on.

Darn, we blew it up! Drive back to the Squidport and talk to the sea captain.

So Bart got away and got on board the C-Spanker. Get a fast vehicle and head
to the very left side of the dock. You should be looking right at the huge
ship, and there should be a GLOBEX sign. If you have all that, accelerate and
the ramp next to the ship will send you straight inside.

Slow down and stop when you get outside on top of the ship. Get out and jump
onto the gap on the right side. Run around the crate to the other side and
follow the radar to find Bart.

At last! Praise the lord for this boy hath been found!!!


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                       Princi-Pal (Bonus)             
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Mission Start
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Start at the Wall E. Weasel's parking lot and make a left onto the street.
Follow the street and look for a blue circle on the radar. Talk to Principal
Skinner.


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This mission is nothing new. Just speed up as much as possible and use all
the shortcuts.

After you pick up Skinner's "personal items", drive quickly and make sure to
take the shortcut next to Barney's Bowl-A-Rama and the palm tree shortcut.


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                     3D. Level 4: An Evening With Marge
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                     For A Few Donuts More
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Mission Start
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Talk to Bart inside the Simpsons' house.


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Well, let's go find ol' Wiggy. As soon as you get in your vehicle his police
car will zoom right past the Simpsons' house. He doesn't go too fast, so stay
on his tail and you'll end up at Lard Lad's Donuts.

It seems he has a donut monkey on his back and before he'll tell us anything
we need to find some donuts. Get back in your vehicle and wait for the donut
truck to pass by. Ram into the donut truck to get donuts out of it. This is
just like a few of the earlier missions where any good side hit will get a
dropped item.

Turn around after you've gathered the 10 donuts and go back to Lard Lad's and
talk to Wiggum again to get the location of the crop circle.


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                        Redneck Roundup
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Mission Start
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Talk to Cletus at his shack in the hick part of town.


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We need to see that crop circle, dag blast it! Take off after Cletus, but you 
also have to pick up every item he drops.

Chasing him is no problem, but it might sometimes be a hassle if you have to
reverse to get an item you missed. I suggest using a faster car, and if you
want to know at what points he'll drop items:

   -Near his shack at the start of the chase.
   -Near the tomacco field.
   -Inside one of the tunnels in the power plant.
   -In front of Burns' mansion.
   -Just before the bridge jump.
   -Near the school.
   -Near the gas station.


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                        Ketchup Logic
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Mission Start
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Talk to Cletus at the gas station next to the Kwik-E-Mart.


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Geez, now we're friggin' farmers. You'll need to buy Marge's Inmate costume
for 300 coins, and the closest place would be the Kwik-E-Mart. If you need
cash you can search near the Simpsons' house and around the Kwik-E-Mart.

Once you have the orange jumpsuit on, go back and get in Cletus' truck.

Oh, harvest KETCHUP. Get going quickly and grab the packet straight ahead.
It'll be a left turn from there for another packet, then another left turn.

Drive straight up the fire engine ladder to get the third.

From here they're all pretty easy to spot as long as you pay attention to the
radar and which way it's pointing. You'll end up going through Burns' mansion
and coming out inside the power plant. 

The final ketchup packet is over a jump so go to the left (through the 
Stonecutters' tunnel) and turn around. Press on the accelerator and gather 
enough speed to make the jump that's right in the center of the power plant
and get the last packet.

The final thing to do is drop of Cletus at his shack, but one of those black
sedans will be on you as soon as you leave the power plant. He should be easy
to lose if you cut through the field next to the red cow barn.

Pull into Cletus' shack to finish the mission.


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                    Return of the Nearly-Dead             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Hans Moleman at the cemetary.


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Grampa must have some useful info, but you have to get there before Chief
Wiggum locks the doors.

This race is a joke. It goes without saying that you should have a fast
vehicle (though I'm saying it because there are those people who just have
to try and race with the Plow King).

Wiggum will probably get held up on the road between the Simpsons' house and
the Kwik-E-Mart, giving you the perfect opportunities to pass him or get a 
good lead.


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                     Wolves Stole My Pills             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Grampa at the Retirement Castle.


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Man, bullies nowadays steal anything and everything. Grab a vehicle and hurry
on over to the school. Don't forget about the shortcut on the left side of
the entrance.

Talk to Nelson at the baseball diamond only to find out that he traded the
medication for Playdudes. Good trade...

But we still need those meds, so get back in your vehicle and drive to the
front of the school to find the black sedan. It's chasin' time.

Follow the black sedan and collect all the meds that get dropped. Remember not
to go TOO fast or you may pass by an item.

Once you get the last item in the rich area, turn around and go back to the
Retirement Castle. As you pass the school a black sedan will start chasing
you. Evade it by cutting between cars and near obstacles, and try taking the
shortcut on the left in front of the church. This shortcut goes through a
narrow alley and a long jump over some wrecked vehicles.

Drop off the meds with Grampa and get right back in your vehicle because this
old guy has fallen asleep. Go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get some caffeine pills
to wake him up.


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                         The Cola Wars
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Mission Start
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Talk to Bart in his room from the backyard window.


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It's time to kick conspiracy butt as officer Marge. You're already in Bart's
room, so buy the Police costume. Check yourself in the mirror to start the
mission.

This mission will be entirely on-foot (the first one of it's kind I believe).
Start by getting the one in the Simpsons' treehouse then just follow the path
of soda cans that lead you to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Use the steam vent on top of the Duff truck to get all the soda cans up there.
Then jump down and use the billboard next to the gas station to get on that
roof and collect all the cans.

The third spot to go to is the Lard Lad's Donuts roof. Use the steam vent
behind the building. Jump down when you're done and collect all the donuts in
the parking lots to complete the mission. 


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                       From Outer Space             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart.


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Ah, so the cola's the thing...

Get in a vehicle with toughness and some speed (Canyonero) and start
following the Buzz Cola trucks. They give you a whole 2 minutes to destroy
each one.

When destroying a vehicle, head-on collisions (with a vehicle or wall) will
take the most damage. You can also trap a vehicle between obtstacles and let
it destroy itself, though that may take too long.

You can destroy the second truck easily by following it through Burns'
mansion. Stay on it's tail when you go through the tunnel at the end in order
to crash right into it at the bottom of the tunnel. The truck won't stand a
chance with a wall in front and you behind.

So you destroyed all them three of them easily, just like I said. Drive on
over to the Simpsons' house.

Aw damn it, Wiggum is peeved because we took his precious cola away. Drive
through the driveway shortcut near the Simpsons' house and just drive down the
road without hitting anything. Wiggum will get lost without a problem.

Drive back to the Simpsons' house to complete the mission.


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                      Beached Love (Bonus)             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Comic Book Guy next to the cemetary.


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Sweet mother, is the tub of lard still dating the wrinkly sack of dust? I 
guess so.

Get a fast vehicle and race over to the school. You can find one gift on the
front lawn, two on the baseball diamond, and just follow the rest of the gifts
to get on the roof and get them all.

Now get back in your fast vehicle and drive back to Comic Book Guy to complete
the bonus mission and unlock his Kremlin.


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                       3E. Level 5: The Apu Redemption
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                     Incriminating Caffeine
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Mission Start
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Drive to the cola truck in the trains area. 


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Apu must redeem himself for selling a tainted product (he has a lot of
redeeming to do). He's decided to start by finding out who manufactured the
tainted Buzz Cola.

Get in your vehicle and the mission will begin. It's your basic chase and
collect mission, not very different from the previous ones you've encountered.

So follow the cola truck, not accelerating too much or you may pass an item.
Be careful not to get too far behind when the truck gets on the expressway
because there are different on-ramps to go through.

Once you grab the last item next to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club
(AKA mob central), you're done.


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                      ...and Baby Makes 8
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Mission Start
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Talk to Louie next to the mob hideout near Moe's Tavern.


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The mafiosos have nothing to do with the evil soda running, but they still
think you shouldn't poke your nose in someone else's business.

The first limo to evade will appear as soon as you make your way to the
hospital. The limo will drive between two vehicles to get to you, so if you
stay on the left or right side and keep going it'll give you a big lead. It
shouldn't be a problem to lose the first limo.

You can get to the hospital by cutting through the fountain, but there will be
another limo waiting for you. Drive through the hospital driveway and then
take off. You can go either towards the bad part of town (where you just came
from), or to the tunnel that leads to downtown. BUT, don't go too far. If you
lose the limo but you're far away, you won't have any time left on the clock.

Once you lose the second limo just drive back to the hospital driveway.


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                       Eight is Too Much
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Talk to Dr. Hibbert at the hospital.


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Well gee golly gumdrop, now we get to gather diapers!

You'll need to buy the Car Built for Homer (The Homer as I call it) for 500
coins. Buy it from Homer in the hospital parking lot.

Once that is settled get in and pull out of the parking lot to find the red
Shelbyville van. This is your basic hit and collect mission where a good side
hit will make the vehicle drop an item.

Because this area has lots of obstacles like trees and uneven store fronts,
you can gather the items quickly by trapping the vehicle between you and an
obstacle. It'll drop items quicker than you can say "super caligraphic mega
expealidocious is a weird word but not as weird as this long sentence this 
guy is making me read".

Drive back to the hospital and talk to Hibbert once you have the last item.


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                       This Little Piggy             
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Talk to Krusty at the Krusty Burger near the construction building.


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Krusty isn't a big enough low-life scumbag, but if we follow Wiggum we may
find one. But first let's get some clothing that make Apu look American. The
closest place is Moe's Tavern, so head on over there and buy the American
costume for 425 coins. Man, Apu's level is becoming expensive.

Drive back to Krusty Burger and look at yourself in the window glass to start
the mission.

How do we find the police? By following the trail of donuts of course! Turn
the corner and grab the first donut to start.

The donuts are all in plain view, and even then you have the radar to help
out. It may become difficult in the slalom run through the tunnel, but just
slow down a bit. It'll waste more time to reverse for an item you passed.
Follow the donuts on through downtown and to the police station (which I 
could've figured out without the trail of donuts, thank you).

Now get on Wiggum's tail and don't lose him. His police car is sort of fast,
but Wiggum is so wreckless he'll be crashing into everything is his path. Just
stay behind him and get ready to turn if one of the vehicles gets in your way.

The whole chase will be fairly easy and you'll end up at the DMV. Ah, Snake!
Lowest of the low-life scumbags.


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                      Never Trust a Snake
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Talk to Snake at the DMV.


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This time we're collecting garbage off the streets to get Snake's info. Don't
you just love this level?

Start by getting a fast vehicle (the Longhorn, perhaps) then start chasing 
after the garbage truck. The thing is extremely slow, so just roll along
behind it and pick up the items.

The last item will be at the beginning of downtown. Well, not quite last. Now
you have to run all over this part of the level and colect more garbage.

I suppose there are different ways of doing this, but I have a path that
guarentees beating this mission. Start by driving to the monorail plaform
stairs and doing a fast U-turn so that the Longhorn is facing the direction
you just came from.

Now climb up the stairs and collect all the garbage along the way, then jump
across the monorail and get the next two on the roof.

Jump down from the roof and run to the concrete island in the middle of the
street circle. Get the four items there.

This next part is up to chance. You need to get into a SMALL car. Not an
ambulance or something, one of the small cars that have some speed. Take this
car and drive up the escalator next to the purple Sit & Rotate Room to get a
few more items.

Now drive to the alley behind the Krusty Burger. About halfway through the
alley there is gap between the buildings with two items. Park the car in there
and get the two items.

Run back into the alley and climb up the ramp. Get the items along the way and
then use the steam vents at the end to get on the roof of the building.
Collect those items.

Jump down and get back inside the small car you just had and drive to the
fire engine ladder ramp. Drive up the ramp slowly to get the items, then start
turning to the right at the end of the ladder. If you landed correctly you
should be facing the other way so you can grab the last two items.

Drive back to the street where you parked the Longh 
                    

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